Hot Mud Volcanic Mud Mask? Sulfate Facial? Altitudes so high every step is a sigh? It's all here.

http://www.lumpysue.com/gallery2/v/The+Volcanic+Park

Click here for pictures of Shirley, Paul and Victor:
http://www.lumpysue.com/gallery2/v/New+York+with+Shirley_+Paul+and+Victor/

Hey the good old hubby finally got the www.lumpysue.com site back up! And now you can see the Alaska slide show. It may take 30 seconds to start playing though...

http://www.lumpysue.com/gallery2/v/Alaska/

Since we may be moving to New Jersey, I looked up where the nearest Trader Joe's Grocery Store might be. It turns out that there are only 6 of them in the whole state, 5 of which do not sell liquor.

Recently we purchased a home from a guy named Weymund Wong. During escrow, we received a note via our real estate agent. Seller was asking us if we wanted to buy the second opener for the main gate, "They will get the second garage door opener only, not the second remote for the gate unless they give us $35--which we bought (does not come with the house originally). Thanks, Wey". Since we have programmable remotes in our cars already, we hope that Wey's remote is making a nice fireplace ornament.

A man with a bandages wrapped around the right side of his head got on the subway train the other day and said, "Anyone wanna take me home?  I'm up for adoption."

When I was at the grocery store tonight, I realized I left my wallet at the office and called my husband to have him come bring his credit card to the store. He walked outside and noticed two things. 1--His car was gone; 2--There were two cops parked outside handling some incident. He reported the car missing and called me to inform me of the situation. Evidently, while he was on a conference call at home, he did not notice I had come home from work and taken the car to the grocery store. Explain that to a cop.

Today, Doggie chased a squirrel. Someone was nice enough to leave a peanut out for said squirrel, but the squirrel got scared, so it dropped its payload on the way up the tree.

Recently Doggie got into my laundry bag. When I found him, he was walking around with my bra stuck around his chest:

http://www.lumpysue.com/gallery2/v/Dogie+and+the+Bra/